Serious Battles: Seriously ridiculous.

The internet's most unnecessary battleground.

Finally, a platform to answer the internet’s most important questions, like:

Could 3 raccoons in a trench coat defeat a haunted blender?
Would a tornado made of baguettes beat a ninja on roller skates?

Join the madness soon! Cast your votes. And remember: serious logic is strictly prohibited.

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